Monday, November 12, 2012
Some kids see clouds shaped liked horses or puppies, well Anders sees poop shaped liked families. I am so thankful the kid finally potty trained, but I am slightly fearful every time he poops, I have to get a description of who or what his poop looks like. Quit reading now if you are already disgusted. But this is too funny to not save for posterity. I fully intend to embarrass him one day as he rereads this in his teenage years. So today his poop was a family, a mommy, daddy, and baby. 2 larger turds and one small one. Last night he had a baby Laila poop, a single small poop. Yesterday morning it was a giant whale poop - I will leave that to your imagination. Honestly I can not remember the first poop he described, but it started about 2 weeks ago, and since then I am forced to look at his poop and listen to what he thinks they look like before he flushes. The have been puppies, green bushes, superheroes.... (thankfully I have blocked out most of them). Tomorrow I am worried after he ate an entire can of black olives this afternoon. I do not recall reading this in the "mom" job description. So every time my stomach slightly lurches when I am forced to look at his poop, I remind myself that I could be changing his enormous diaper, so I am thankful.